Heidi

Heidi is currently obsessed with watching people make bad decisions on TV, being a coastal elite, artificially avoiding any sign of aging, reading feminist romance novels, and getting the biggest laugh at her own expense. She has a husband, 3 kids, a dog and anxiety.

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The Bachelor’s Women Tell All Was Off the Rails

The only thing better than two hours of The Bachelor is four hours split over…

Clayton's Hometown
Clayton’s Hometown Dates Left Him More Confused Than Ever

With only Gabby, Serene, Rachel, and Susie remaining in Clayton’s dwindling harem of potential ex-fiances,…

House of Sky and Breath
Sarah J. Maas’s House of Sky and Breath Ruined Me

I’m a reader. I’ve been a reader since the first grade when I found out…

The Bachelor Talked Clayton into Getting Psychoanalyzed

It’s week seven of Clayton Echard’s master class in poor decision-making journey to find love…

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The Bachelor Did Battle In Croatia

For some people, Valentine’s Day is about romance. For others, it’s about watching an indecisive…

Even the Drama on The Bachelor is Bigger in Texas

If you’ve ever wanted to spend two hours of your life watching 18 women argue…

kaitlyn bristowe
Kaitlyn Bristowe Made Everyone Cry on The Bachelor

The only thing that could make me forgive The Bachelor for abandoning us two weeks…

Hilary Duff
The Bachelor is Back with 100% More Hilary Duff

What do Hilary Duff, Ziwe, ADHD, and a giant yacht have in common? They’re all…

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Clayton’s Bachelor Premiere Was Chaotic Gold

Clayton’s Bachelor Premiere is here and it feels like 2019 all over again. Mondays are…

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All the Toxic Traits from Clayton’s Cast Bios

I hope you enjoyed that week-long reprieve from all things Bachelor Nation because it’s already…