Heidi

Heidi is currently obsessed with watching people make bad decisions on TV, being a coastal elite, artificially avoiding any sign of aging, reading feminist romance novels, and getting the biggest laugh at her own expense. She has a husband, 3 kids, a dog and anxiety.

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Zach Shallcross
Zach Shallcross’ Turn as The Bachelor is Already Messy

Zach Shallcross’ season of The Bachelor premiered Monday night with all its usual fanfare. And…

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I Read The Bachelor Cast Bios So You Don’t Have To

When The Bachelor‘s 27th season premieres this coming Monday I will only know two truths:…

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Gabby and Rachel’s Bachelorette Finale was a Complete Sh*tshow

When this season of The Bachelorette premiered back in July, the Queen of England was…

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Nobody Wanted to Get Engaged on Night One of The Live Bachelorette Finale

We did it. We made it to night one of the live Bachelorette finale for…

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The Bachelorette Overnight Dates Were an Actual Disaster

Hold onto your STD test results, there are only four episodes left in Gabby and…

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Rachel and Gabby’s Men Tell All Was…a Lot

It’s a good thing it’s time for Rachel and Gabby’s Men Tell All episode because…

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Gabby and Rachel’s Hometown Dates Were Messy

Somehow it’s already hometown dates week on The Bachelorette which can only mean one thing:…

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The Bachelorette Recap: Big Decisions in Amsterdam

It’s week six and hometown dates are right around the corner for our tortured twosome…

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Things Keep Getting Worse for Rachel and Gabby on The Bachelorette

Ahoy potential soulmateys! Rachel and Gabby are back for yet another week of torture travel…

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Gabby and Rachel Took The Bachelorette(s) to the City of Love

Last week on The Bachelorette(s) our dismayed duo, Gabby and Rachel, had their confidence destroyed…