Heidi

Heidi is currently obsessed with watching people make bad decisions on TV, being a coastal elite, artificially avoiding any sign of aging, reading feminist romance novels, and getting the biggest laugh at her own expense. She has a husband, 3 kids, a dog and anxiety.

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There’s a Storm Brewing on Bachelor in Paradise

Want to know what Lil Jon and a tropical storm have in common? They’re both…

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Bachelor in Paradise Recap: Brendan and Pieper Who?

Just like the Instagram follower counts of Brendan and Pieper, Bachelor in Paradise is closing…

Bachelor in Paradise
Bachelor in Paradise Recap: We Are Not Worthy of this Show

Welcome back to the recap of a show that is completely impossible to summarize because…

Bachelor in Paradise
Bachelor in Paradise is Finally Back

It has been two long years since a group of half-dressed bachelor nation rejects graced…

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FBoy Island is Perfect Reality Dating TV

Do you all remember when Marie Kondo went super viral and we were all talking…

The Bachelorette Finale Recap: What Did We Just Watch?

Go ahead and break out the champagne toast and prepare your speeches because we did…

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The Bachelorette Recap: Hometown Dates Were Messy

Katie Thurston has been dating her three remaining boyfriends for approximately fifteen minutes, so it…

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The Bachelorette Men Tell All Was a Lot

If there’s one thing we love more than watching drama on The Bachelorette, it’s watching…

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The Bachelorette Recap: Katie Just Cut Her Cast in Half

Hold onto your cropped suit pants, we’re halfway through season 17 of The Bachelorette and…

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Everyone Hates Blake Moynes on The Bachelorette (Except Katie)

Welcome to week five of Katie Thurston’s journey to marry into Canadian citizenship find love…