Heidi

Heidi is currently obsessed with watching people make bad decisions on TV, being a coastal elite, artificially avoiding any sign of aging, reading feminist romance novels, and getting the biggest laugh at her own expense. She has a husband, 3 kids, a dog and anxiety.

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The Bachelor Did Battle In Croatia

For some people, Valentine’s Day is about romance. For others, it’s about watching an indecisive…

Even the Drama on The Bachelor is Bigger in Texas

If you’ve ever wanted to spend two hours of your life watching 18 women argue…

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Kaitlyn Bristowe Made Everyone Cry on The Bachelor

The only thing that could make me forgive The Bachelor for abandoning us two weeks…

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The Bachelor is Back with 100% More Hilary Duff

What do Hilary Duff, Ziwe, ADHD, and a giant yacht have in common? They’re all…

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Clayton’s Bachelor Premiere Was Chaotic Gold

Clayton’s Bachelor Premiere is here and it feels like 2019 all over again. Mondays are…

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All the Toxic Traits from Clayton’s Cast Bios

I hope you enjoyed that week-long reprieve from all things Bachelor Nation because it’s already…

Michelle Young’s Finale Delivered the Happy Ending We Deserve

By the end of this recap, we’ll all know how Michelle Young’s finale of The…

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Michelle’s Fantasy Week Rose Ceremony was a Nail Biter

Welcome back to The Bachelorette where going on vacation with your girlfriend and her two…

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Michelle’s Hometown Dates Were Classic Old School Bachelorette

Somehow it’s already time for Michelle’s hometown dates and the families of her remaining boyfriends…

The Bachelorette Recap: Churning Butter and Dumping Dudes

Here’s the scene: We’re six weeks into Michelle Young’s season of The Bachelorette. She and…