Heidi

Heidi is currently obsessed with watching people make bad decisions on TV, being a coastal elite, artificially avoiding any sign of aging, reading feminist romance novels, and getting the biggest laugh at her own expense. She has a husband, 3 kids, a dog and anxiety.

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The Bachelorette Tackled BLM and Fake Orgasms

Here in the USA, where Covid-19 overflows like autumnal decor from a cornucopia found on…

Tayshia Finally Brought Drama Back to The Bachelorette

What do Ashley Iaconetti, Jared Haibon, a WWE Hall of Famer, a UFC fighter, and…

Tayshia Adams is Here to Save The Bachelorette

You know that one friend who shows up late to everything, but they’re also the…

Clare Finally Blew Up The Bachelorette

The only thing that has taken longer than counting mail-in votes is waiting for Clare…

Clare’s Season of The Bachelorette Has Gone Off the Rails

Watching Clare navigate this season as The Bachelorette is like watching a car crash in…

The Bachelorette Had a Dale of a Week

In this week’s episode of The Bachelorette in quarantine, 23 men remain in the quest…

The Bachelorette Premiere Was Not the Drama We Were Promised

There are normal premiere episodes of The Bachelorette with the wet driveway, sad backstories, swelling…

It’s (Finally) Bachelorette SZN

If there were ever a year to fully embrace your inner basic B it’s this…

Unsolicited Advice for the New Cast of ‘The Bachelorette’

Congratulations, we did it! Sure, the past 7 months without new content have lasted longer…

COVID-19 Is About to Hit ‘Married at First Sight: New Orleans’ and It Is Mesmerizing

These days I prefer fantasy over reality. Give me all of the romance novels, family-friendly…