Heidi

Heidi is currently obsessed with watching people make bad decisions on TV, being a coastal elite, artificially avoiding any sign of aging, reading feminist romance novels, and getting the biggest laugh at her own expense. She has a husband, 3 kids, a dog and anxiety.

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Clare’s Season of The Bachelorette Has Gone Off the Rails

Watching Clare navigate this season as The Bachelorette is like watching a car crash in…

The Bachelorette Had a Dale of a Week

In this week’s episode of The Bachelorette in quarantine, 23 men remain in the quest…

The Bachelorette Premiere Was Not the Drama We Were Promised

There are normal premiere episodes of The Bachelorette with the wet driveway, sad backstories, swelling…

It’s (Finally) Bachelorette SZN

If there were ever a year to fully embrace your inner basic B it’s this…

Unsolicited Advice for the New Cast of ‘The Bachelorette’

Congratulations, we did it! Sure, the past 7 months without new content have lasted longer…

COVID-19 Is About to Hit ‘Married at First Sight: New Orleans’ and It Is Mesmerizing

These days I prefer fantasy over reality. Give me all of the romance novels, family-friendly…

Tessa Bailey’s Tools of Engagement is Here

By the ninth month of this year I’ve come to accept that the rest of…

Let’s Normalize Admitting that Nothing is Normal

Hello from California where the entire sky is the wrong color, gathering indoors is prohibited,…

Get Duked! Will Make You Laugh Out Loud

Confession: it has been months since I’ve made it through an entire movie without falling…

The Libby App Will Save Your Book Budget

Welcome to August in California where it’s 95 degrees outside, there are toxic levels of…