Heidi

Heidi is currently obsessed with watching people make bad decisions on TV, being a coastal elite, artificially avoiding any sign of aging, reading feminist romance novels, and getting the biggest laugh at her own expense. She has a husband, 3 kids, a dog and anxiety.

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Things are Getting Really Dramatic for The Bachelor, Matt James

The Bachelor is back with week three of Matt James’s journey to overcome his childhood…

Matt James The Bachelor
Matt’s Season of The Bachelor Finally Got its Villain

It has been a week since Matt James’s life flashed before his eyes as he…

Matt James Is The Bachelor and We Are Into It

What’s the saying? New year, same me sitting on my couch judging gorgeous women fighting…

Matt James' Cast
Snap Judgments of Matt James’ Cast of The Bachelor

Matt James’ journey to get more followers than Tyler Cameron find love begins on Monday,…

The Bachelorette Finale Tayshia Adams
2020 Sucks, But the Finale Of The Bachelorette Didn’t 

You know how at the end of every classic Christmas movie the characters gather around…

Fantasy Suites
The Bachelorette’s Fantasy Suites Week Got Weird

Every season, when it’s finally Fantasy Suite™ week on whatever iteration of The Bachelor is…

Tayshia Just Blew Our Minds on The Bachelorette’s Hometown Dates

On Monday night, Tayshia Adams slashed her reverse harem in half with the strained enthusiasm…

Men Tell All
Tayshia’s Men Tell All Was a Lot

Tayshia Adams is only one week away from handing out her final rose on The…

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We Did Not See That Twist Coming On The Bachelorette

Welcome to episode nine of the weirdest season of The Bachelorette ever, where it’s somehow…

Things Are Getting Real For Tayshia On The Bachelorette

This week on The Bachelorette, Tayshia Adams wore a wedding dress, judged phallic art, hunted…