Heidi

Heidi is currently obsessed with watching people make bad decisions on TV, being a coastal elite, artificially avoiding any sign of aging, reading feminist romance novels, and getting the biggest laugh at her own expense. She has a husband, 3 kids, a dog and anxiety.

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Charity’s Journey as The Bachelorette is Here

Bachelorette Monday came back this week with two glorious hours of 25 men falling over themselves…

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Zach Finally Got His Emotional Finale

After ten episodes of traversing the globe, fighting off body glitter, instigating a low-key covid…

Zach had Trouble in the Fantasy Suites

Buckle up those chastity belts, it’s fantasy suites week on The Bachelor, and Zach has…

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Zach’s Exes Aired it All Out on the Women Tell All

Monday night Zach whittled his harem down to three women. Tuesday night he faced all…

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The Bachelor Met the Parents(x4) at Hometown Dates

It’s been eight mostly boring weeks dodging conflict, spreading covid, and shutting down drama at…

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The Bachelor Got Busy Dumping Women in Budapest

The Bachelor continues its gap year backpacking across Europe, stopping in Budapest, Hungary. Apparently being…

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The Bachelor Recap: Witches Be Crazy in Estonia

I don’t know how it happened, but the bachelor, Zach Shallcross, has been dating his…

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Zach Got Covid on The Bachelor

Say goodbye to Zach self-consciously discussing his chest hair and hello to an excessive amount…

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Zach Searched for the Right Reasons on The Bachelor

You know it’s week four of The Bachelor when Jesse Palmer enters the mansion with…

The Bachelor Recap: Zach had a Party Pooper at the Pool Party

The third episode of The Bachelor felt like someone found Zach Shallcross’ Tumblr posts from…