Amy

Amy takes pride in being a grumpy optimist. Want to talk sports ball? Amy is your girl. Her favorite New York Times crossword puzzle day is Tuesday. If your book is set in the former Soviet Union or World War 2, Amy will read it. As a recovered Southern Baptist, she is raising her daughter to be happy.

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Like Her Soul, Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Hair Is Trash

First point on Congressional Representative-QAnon-nutter Marjorie Taylor Greene: we are no longer calling her Marjorie…

2021 Goals: Choose Your Face Over Your Ass

Now that I’m done watching Bridgerton and the holiday décor is all snug in the…

In Defense of the White House Tennis Pavilion

Last week, First Lady Melania Trump announced the completion of the White House’s new tennis…

Five Thoughts on The Undoing

After watching the fourth episode of The Undoing on HBO, I texted Beth and asked…

We Deserve The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City

When the world is crap, sometimes the universe throws you a bone. We got the…

Enjoy This Long-Ass Holiday Romance Movie List

Three things you should know about my high school best friend, Stephanie. One, she loves…

Winning During Scorpio Season Is The Best Kind of Winning

I had the audacity to think I could write a moving poem – with rhymes!…

If You Watched The Vow, You Must Watch Seduced on Starz

Last week, NXIVM cult leader Keith Raniere was sentenced to 120 years in prison, guilty…

Let Amy introduce you to a few Bachelorette randos

Heidi is the resident Bachelor/Bachelorette savant, truly the Lord’s work. But she has had a…

The U.S. Open Ladies’ Final Was an Indictment of the U.S. Itself

I kept predicting there was not going to the be a U.S. Open. Miss Cleo,…