Heidi

Heidi is currently obsessed with watching people make bad decisions on TV, being a coastal elite, artificially avoiding any sign of aging, reading feminist romance novels, and getting the biggest laugh at her own expense. She has a husband, 3 kids, a dog and anxiety.

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Matt James' Cast
Snap Judgments of Matt James’ Cast of The Bachelor

Matt James’ journey to get more followers than Tyler Cameron find love begins on Monday,…

The Bachelorette Finale Tayshia Adams
2020 Sucks, But the Finale Of The Bachelorette Didn’t 

You know how at the end of every classic Christmas movie the characters gather around…

Fantasy Suites
The Bachelorette’s Fantasy Suites Week Got Weird

Every season, when it’s finally Fantasy Suite™ week on whatever iteration of The Bachelor is…

Tayshia Just Blew Our Minds on The Bachelorette’s Hometown Dates

On Monday night, Tayshia Adams slashed her reverse harem in half with the strained enthusiasm…

Men Tell All
Tayshia’s Men Tell All Was a Lot

Tayshia Adams is only one week away from handing out her final rose on The…

the bachelorette
We Did Not See That Twist Coming On The Bachelorette

Welcome to episode nine of the weirdest season of The Bachelorette ever, where it’s somehow…

Things Are Getting Real For Tayshia On The Bachelorette

This week on The Bachelorette, Tayshia Adams wore a wedding dress, judged phallic art, hunted…

The Bachelorette Tackled BLM and Fake Orgasms

Here in the USA, where Covid-19 overflows like autumnal decor from a cornucopia found on…

Tayshia Finally Brought Drama Back to The Bachelorette

What do Ashley Iaconetti, Jared Haibon, a WWE Hall of Famer, a UFC fighter, and…

Tayshia Adams is Here to Save The Bachelorette

You know that one friend who shows up late to everything, but they’re also the…