The Bachelor has a new show airing tonight. Sorta. Okay, no it doesn’t — but it is airing the entirety of Sean Lowe’s season of The Bachelor in three gloriously condensed hours. They’re calling it “The Bachelor: The Greatest Seasons — Ever!” and I, for one, can’t wait.
Is this the most important thing we could be doing tonight?
No, of course not. I personally have a stack of anti-racism books taller than my youngest child that I’m devouring in every spare moment. My ignorance knows no bounds.
Does Bachelor Nation have a huge diversity problem?
You know it, I know it, we all know it. It’s really bad. Like, really bad.
But, is this the perfect opportunity to watch a gorgeous born again virgin with a six pack fall in love with a nerdy Filipino woman in less time than it takes to bake your latest batch of stress-induced sourdough bread?
YES. Give it to me now.
You can watch Sean fall in love with Catherine* all over again tonight, Monday 6/8 at 8pm on ABC.
*I won’t apologize for spoiling the ending, because they’ve been married for like six years and have three children.
Heidi is currently obsessed with watching people make bad decisions on TV, being a coastal elite, artificially avoiding any sign of aging, reading feminist romance novels, and getting the biggest laugh at her own expense. She has a husband, 3 kids, a dog and anxiety.