The Bachelor Has a New Show Airing Tonight

The Bachelor has a new show airing tonight. Sorta. Okay, no it doesn’t — but it is airing the entirety of Sean Lowe’s season of The Bachelor in three gloriously condensed hours. They’re calling it “The Bachelor: The Greatest Seasons — Ever!” and I, for one, can’t wait.

Is this the most important thing we could be doing tonight?

No, of course not. I personally have a stack of anti-racism books taller than my youngest child that I’m devouring in every spare moment. My ignorance knows no bounds.

Does Bachelor Nation have a huge diversity problem?

You know it, I know it, we all know it. It’s really bad. Like, really bad.

But, is this the perfect opportunity to watch a gorgeous  born again virgin with a six pack fall in love with a nerdy Filipino woman in less time than it takes to bake your latest batch of stress-induced sourdough bread?

YES. Give it to me now.

You can watch Sean fall in love with Catherine* all over again tonight, Monday 6/8 at 8pm on ABC.

*I won’t apologize for spoiling the ending, because they’ve been married for like six years and have three children.

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